Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Saturday, February 5, 2011

Humor....Ar ar.

Teddy: "You are so childish mom. We are so much more mature than you."

Me: "Thanks Teddy. Now that I'm in my 50s I don't get to hear that very often."

Teddy giggled. Teddy does not giggle.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

RADdy Hoot!

Come on! Admit it! Now and then your little RADling says something hilarious. Taz came home in a foul mood today and I'm getting the brunt of it. He refused to talk to me. He comes and sits down at dinner.

Me: So tell me what is going on that you are treating me like crap today.

Taz: I'm not treating you like crap I'm just making it look like it.

??????????????????? How can I not laugh? He is sitting in his room thinking of something else to say currently. He is good at this by now so I expect him to pop out in a few minutes.

Also at dinner I noticed that Bear has worn the same hooded sweatshirt several days in a row.

Me: Bear is there a reason you are wearing the same shirt every day?

Bear: This is only the second day I have worn this shirt all year.

I lept from my chair with my plate and scooted back across the room with my chair.

Bear: What are you doing?

Me: Avoiding the giant lightening bolt that is going to come down and zap you for lying.

He begins laughing and says he was lying. He has made quite a bit of progress the last few days. He will always be my quirky boy but I'm quirky too so I don't mind!

Come on moms!! Be silly! Refuse to take it all so seriously. One I got from a book somewhere (I have no idea) is that I also start scrubbing my forehead when they lie.
Bear:"What are you doing?"

Me: "Did I forget to wash the word STUPID from my forehead?"

Of course, you have to change it up. Nothing so boring as comedy repeated to often.